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Narrator: Since cigarette smoking has become mandatory, newsagents in Britain have flourished.
Lou: Right, now, you know it's Declan's birthday coming up.
Andy: Who?
Lou: Declan, your brother.
Andy: Yeah, I know.
Lou: It's his birthday. You've got to get him a card. Can you see any you like?
Andy: I want that one.
Lou: That one?
Andy: Yeah.
Lou: That says "With deepest sympathy".
Andy: Yeah, I know.
Lou: That's what you send someone when somebody's died.
Andy: I want that one.
Lou: I'm not sure Declan's gonna like that. It's gonna send out the wrong message.
Lou: Declan likes sailing boats. Why don't we get one with sailing boats?
Andy: I want that one!
Lou: This one's got a sailing boat. He likes sailing boats.
Andy: That one!
Lou: Are you sure this is the card you want to send Declan for his birthday?
Andy: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Andy: It's his birthday, he's not dead!
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