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Narrator: It's ten minutes since Andy last ate, and his stomach's already rumbling.
Lou: Right, just gonna go and pick up Maria.
Lou: Anything you need me to do before I go?
Andy: Yeah, I want a chocolate.
Lou: These chocolates are for when Maria comes round.
Andy: I want a chocolate.
Lou: All right, you can have one. Now... Which one do you want?
Andy: That one.
Lou: That one?
Andy: Yeah.
Lou: That's dark chocolate.
Andy: I know.
Lou: You don't like dark chocolate.
Andy: I know.
Lou: You say dark chocolate has a bitter edge and lacks the oral ecstasy of its milkier cousin.
Andy: Yeah, I know.
Lou: Well, why don't you have the caramel tub, then? You like the caramel tub. It's caramel.
Andy: I want that one.
Lou: They're going back on the shelf now.
Andy: I don't like it.
Lou: I did warn you.
Andy: Can I have another, to take the taste away?
Lou: You can have another one when Maria gets here, and not before. See you later.
(Door closes and Andy gets up and eats the whole box)
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