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:: Lou and Andy Transcripts - Maria's Funeral

Lou: It is a sad day in Andy's flat and Lou is being as gentle as he can with him.
Lou: You know it's Maria's funeral today, don't you?
Andy: Yeah, I know.
Lou: We'd better put you in your smart suit, shouldn't we?
Andy: Yeah.
Andy: Who's Maria?
Lou: Maria's the nice lady who looked after you before she got too ill.
Andy: Yeah, I know.
Lou: Let's just slip these off. Oh, there you go!
Lou: What a kerfuffle!
Lou: I don't know how Maria coped on her own all those years!
Lou: Right... Let's just get these smart trousers on.
Lou: One foot... Two foot. There you go.
Lou: Oh, it's hard work!
Lou: Right, let's find you a nice belt.
Lou: You want to look smart, give her a good send-off.
Andy: Good send-off, yeah.
Lou: Ah! This is the one Maria bought you.
Andy: Yeah. Who's Maria?
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