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Narrator: why not pop down to your local swimming pool?
Andy: I want to get in.
Lou: In a minute.
Lou: I'll find the lifeguard to help you. Wait there.
Andy: I want to get in!
Lou: In a minute.
Lou: Excuse me. Could you give me a hand?
(Andy gets out of wheelchair and dives in off the top board)
Lou: I'm here with a friend who you may have seen is in a wheelchair.
Lou: I need a little bit of help getting him in and out of the pool.
Lou: Getting him in is not really a kerfuffle.
Lou: Getting him out isn't a kerfuffle.
Lou: It's relatively kerfuffle-free.
Lou: But he does have a slight fear of water.
Lou: You know? He likes the water, but he's not a strong swimmer.
Lou: It's really doggie paddle, if anything.
Lou: We just need to help him get in and out.
Lou: I like him to go swimming. It's good exercise.
Lou: You know what I mean? I think it's just a case of me taking the upper body
Lou: and you maybe taking the legs, the lower body, and just lowering him in very gently.
Lou: So, shall we go help him in?
Lou: Right, how are we gonna do this?
(Andy gets out of pool and into wheelchair)
Lou: Did you shower?
Andy: Yeah.
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